This is my entry in the 1st and 10 Blogathon hosted by hosted by Dubsism and Me
Football. My favorite sport. And a contender for America's favorite sport. Yes baseball is considered "America's Pastime" and maybe rightly so, but you don't see kids playing baseball in the middle of November.
In Texas football is almost a religion. I remember some time ago there was an attempt to change the high school traditional Friday night football games to Saturday. You would have thought they were trying to make churches change from worshiping God to worshiping Allah. For the most part football remained the same through that todo.
I could watch football all day long (and sometimes do). So the uncultured female at the beginning of this movie thinks "only a moron can sit and watch two football games, one after the other" and football fanatics like myself can't help but feel a little vindicated when Crewe shoves her on her hoity-toity ass.
But, as much as this movie is about football, it's also about a guy who refuses to bend over when the man tells him to. And Burt Reynolds is probably the only man who can pull that off with panache. (Forget Adam Sandler and his punk-ass remake of this film. Sandler couldn't shine Burt Reynolds' shoes...)
The Longest Yard (1974):
Paul Crewe (Burt Reynolds) is a renegade. And a rebel. And a misogynist. He does what he wants, when he wants and to hell with what anyone else has to say about it. But it gets him into trouble when he takes his girlfriend's car for a joyride after shoving her into a wall. Which gets him arrested and sent to prison.
Warden Hazen (Eddie Albert) pulled every string in the book to get Crewe sentenced to his prison. Because Crewe was a former NFL star and Hazen thinks Crewe could be an asset in getting his amateur prison guard team into shape.
Unfortunately, Chief Guard Capt. Knauer (Ed Lauter) doesn't want Crewe's help and uses force to convince Crewe to decline Hazen's offer. Which leads to a battle of wills. Hazen gives Crewe every crappy work detail he can think of to convince Crewe to change his mind.
Eventually they come to terms. Crewe doesn't take the job of coaching the prison guards. Instead he offers the warden an opportunity for a warm-up game. Crewe will enlist a group of prisoners to form a team. But Crewe is up against something else on that respect. You see, as an NFL player he was involved in a gambling scheme in which he shaved points of off games to help win big bucks for the gamblers.
Caretaker (James Hampton): "All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension check and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off a football game? Man, that's un-American."
Crewe does manage to get a few recruits by using the promise that they could kick the crap out of the guards and exact some semblance of revenge for past indiscretions put on them by the guards. But his team is not all that good, mainly because the black prisoners refuse to play with him. All except one. Granville (Harry Caesar) joins the team, despite the fact that his fellow black inmates accuse of him of being a sort of "Uncle Tom".
Eventually, however, Granville helps to recruit the others after the way he is treated by the racist members of the guards. So Crewe has a team that can play. And they are pretty good. So good in fact that Hazen tries to convince Crewe to throw the game. Initially Crewe agrees because the warden has promised that after a sufficient lead he will have his guards relax on their brutish play. But Hazen has no intention of keeping his promise.
So Crewe is forced to show up Hazen and his guards. Leading to a final 15 minutes of some great football play.
A whole slew of then current and former NFL players appear on both sides of the field in this movie. If you were a football fan in the late 60's and early 70's you will probably recognize quite a few of them: Ray Ogden, Ernie Wheelwright, Pervis Atkins, Joe Kapp, Mike Henry, Joe Nicholson and of course the great Ray Nitschke, one of the players instrumental in helping the Green Bay Packers win the first two Super Bowls.
The Longest Yard was remade in the 2000's with Adam Sandler in the Burt Reynolds role. Don't make the mistake of confusing the two. The Reynolds movie is the real deal. Burt actually played football in college. Sandler probably couldn't even have made the team as the waterboy.
Time to fire up the old Plymouth and head home. Drive safely, folks.
Hi there, here's my post for the blogathon on The Big Chill, from Gill at Realweegiemidget Reviews.ReplyDelete
OK, UI got it on the post page now ThanksDelete
I love this movie, and I love that it became part of this blog-a-thon. I’ve written about this movie myself; it was an examination of how Warden Hazen is really underrated as one of the great movie villians of all time.ReplyDelete
And for some fun with the theme, take a look at my all-time NFL “all locked up” team…
He ranks up there with Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke and that woman from Caged Heat. Thanks for reading.Delete
This film seems to be popping up on blogs quite a bit lately, with positive reviews. I think I'll give it a go, because sometimes you just need a sports film with Defiance.ReplyDelete
Thanks for co-hosting this blogathon. Football movies aren't really my thing, or so I thought, but now I think I've been unfairly avoiding them. This blogathon has broadened my horizons.
Its a cool movie, not the least because of Reynolds But the rest of the cast is great too. Thanks for reading,Delete