Sunday, November 8, 2026

Semiquincentennial Movie Project #45: Close Encounters of the Third Kind


 

The Semiquincentennial  Movie Project is an ongoing celebration of the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States. During the course of this project your humble blogger is choosing a movie a week to represent each of the 50 states in the Union, as well as a movie scheduled for 4th of July weekend that will represent the nation's capitol, Washington D.C. The order of the weekly entries will coincide with the order of each state's entry into the fold (although, not necessarily coinciding with the date of their entry into said fold).

 



Week #45: Wyoming- 

 

 

The state of Wyoming was established on July 10, 1890 

Details about Wyoming:

State bird: western meadowlark

State flower: Indian paintbrush

State tree: cottonwood

Additional historical trivia:

Nellie Tayloe Ross became the fist woman ever elected to be a state governor (By only a few days. She was followed the same year by Miriam Ferguson, who was elected governor of Texas the same year.) 

Because of it's natural topography, the lowest point in the state, the Belle Fourche River, is actually at a higher elevation than some states' highest elevation point.
 
There are only two escalators in the entire state, both located in buildings in Caspar. Got a fear of climbing stairs? Avoid Wyoming then...
 
The famous Devil's Tower (seen in Close Encounters of the Third Kind) got it's name due to a mistranslation. It's Indian name meant "Bear Lodge", but the mistranslation ended up with it being officially designated as "Devil's Tower". 
 
The first J. C. Penney's store was established in Kemmerer. 
 
Famous people born in Wyoming: George Clayton Johnson (author of many stories adapted for The Twilight Zone), Curt Gowdy, Brandon Nimmo, C. J. Box and Jackson Pollock.  

 



Note: Close Encounters of the Third Kind is somewhat a departure from the initial rules of this project, in that a lot of the action doesn't actually take place in Wyoming. It's all over the world. But the fact that the most dynamic portion takes place at Devil's Tower is enough to warrant it's inclusion. (That and the fact that the originally scheduled movie I had slotted for the Wyoming entry turned out to be a dud... a 1966 remake of the John Wayne classic, Stagecoach. So sue me...)
 
The concept of this film is so classic that it doesn't really need much background discussion, but much of what follows really is interesting. So, even though you may have heard it before, I am going to delve into some background.

First, the story behind Close Encounters: The original story started out under the title Watch the Skies, and originally was going to be about UFO enthusiasts. Then it was going to an entirely different story, one about an Air Force officer whose job was to debunk so called "sightings", but had a sighting himself, and was actively trying to blow the lid off a cover-up.

The eventual story that was filmed had a lot of trouble, mainly from the government and the military. The Air Force and NASA both refused to get involved. NASA even went so far as to send a memo to Spielberg suggesting that the project be cancelled, basically telling him it would be akin to "career suicide", I guess.

Of course, that wasn't the case, it turns out. After Jaws was such a big hit, Spielberg was granted carte blanche to make whatever he wanted, and with a budget of $19 million he created what turned out to be one of the biggest money makers of the year, just coming in behind Star Wars and Smokey and the Bandit. 

As far as the cast was concerned, Dreyfuss was not the first considered for the part of Roy. Some rather big names turned down the role, including Steve McQueen, James Caan, Robert DeNiro, Gene Hackman, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman and even Jack Nicholson. Of those I think Hoffman is the only one who could have given a performance that made the character believable. The others would probably have brought too much of previous roles to the part, and made the innocent Roy a different character all together.

Meryl Streep and Amy Irving auditioned for the part of Roy's wife. Terri Garr, who eventually got the role, originally wanted to play Jillian, but Melinda Dillon was cast instead.  

 

 

 

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977):

Close Encounters doesn't waste much time getting to the story. The opening credits feature only the title, two stars (Dreyfuss and Truffaut), the director of photography, Vilmos Zsigmond, and the director, Spielberg. Then it jumps right in to the film. (Less than 1 minute into the start...)

The film opens on the Sonoran desert in Mexico, where a flight of missing airplanes that disappeared in 1945 have reappeared. Despite the fact that 30 plus years (at the time) have lapsed since their disappearance, they are in pristine 12945 condition. Only the planes have reappeared, though. There is no sign, as yet, of the missing crew. And the flight had disappeared off the coast of Florida, but now it;s in the heart of Mexico.

 


In a remote are of Indiana a young boy, Barry (Cary Guffey), awakes to find all his toys going haywire. He gets up to investigate and finds he has guests in the house (although at this point we can only speculate, since we don't see what he sees...) He wanders outside, and his mother, Jillian (Melinda Dillon), who only sees her son wandering outside, gives chase.


  

Meanwhile, Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss) gets a call about power outtages and has to go out to check them out. He gets hopelessly lost (This is pre-GPS... he has only a slew of fold-out maps to help... even I would probably get lost, and I have an innate sense of direction.) While parked ("you're in the middle of the road, you jerk") he witness one of the first of the many UFOs we will see in the film. He also discovers a band of people, along with Barry and his mother, on the side of the road, waiting for something.  (Maybe it's that traffic jam of UFOs that just went by...?) 

 


 

It gets even weirder.

In the middle of the Gobi Desert another mysterious appearance, a ship. Yes, I said a ship. Not a space ship. Just a regular WWI era cargo steamship, but not on the water, in the desert miles from where it too had disappeared years ago. 


 

There suddenly seems to be a rash of reappearances of missing transport vehicles, all of which had coincidentally disappeared years before in that mysterious area we call the Bermuda Triangle. The question as to why they are reappearing now is a mystery (at least to those witnessing it, although not to us...)

Roy and Jillian both seem to be having an obsession with recreating something from some vision they have, which, as it turns out, seems to have been instilled in them from the aliens. It is the area we know as the Devil's Tower in Wyoming. They eventually both come to the conclusion that they are being drawn to this area by these unseen forces.

 


 

At the same time, government agencies also come to realize that something big is going to happen there. And as usual the government has no scruples in deterring others from the site. They manufacture a ruse that there has been some chemical spill accident and evacuate the countryside, as well as set up elaborate roadblocks and subterfuge to prevent anyone from coming to the area from the outside. All in the effort to keep the public away from the actual truth, the landing of aliens on Earth.

 


 

There are a number of parallels in this film to Biblical legends within the film. I have to admit these never occurred to me before I read about them, but in retrospect they do make sense. I didn't connect the facts, but the classic Charlton Heston film, The Ten Commandments, is playing on the Neary household TV, and later, when Roy finally tries to climb the Devil's Tower, there seems to be a lot of relationship to that classic story. Roy can be seen as Moses, the Devil's Tower could be Mt. Sinai and the aliens could be a substitute for God. Also, when Roy boards the brightly lit alien spacecraft, it could be a parallel to when God took Elijah up in a golden chariot. 

The movie is an excellent look at the loss of innocence. There is something childlike about Roy as he gradually realizes he is on the verge of a new learning experience and his transition from the ordinary guy to a lucky observer of a new outlook on life feels like the same way when a child learns new things.    

Close Encounters of the Third Kind was nominated for an astounding 8 Oscars, but lost in nearly every award in the voting to either Annie Hall or Star Wars. In fact, the only Oscar category it did win was for Best Cinematography, coincidentally the only category in which it was NOT competing against one or the other of those aforementioned films. It did win a second Oscar, a Special Achievement award for sound effects editing. 

The film consistently ranks high in many lists of the greatest movies of all time.  It ranks #64 on AFI's 100 Years, 100 Movies list. It's #44 on a list of Rotten Tomatoes best science fiction movies. On that site it garners a 91% Fresh rating. As noted above, it's $19 million budget was recouped in multiples, bringing $309 million at the box office. Whenever some one reissues it for theater it consistently sells out the theater. New viewers, people who were not even alive when it first came out, find it just as impressive as those of us who were lucky enough to be around for it's premiere.   

That wraps it up for this week. Drive safely, folks... and keep watching the skies.  Not all those aliens out there are bent on the destruction of mankind. Some actually have our best interests at heart.

Quiggy

 


 

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Semiquincentennial Movie Project #44: The Being

 

Note: this entry has been edited. Somebody decided the original contained something that violated guidelines of the community. I have no idea what triggered it to be flagged,  and Blogger apparently didn't deem my query worthy of a response, but I removed all of the pics and censored one word that might have been the problem. Hopefully it now conforms to the rules.


Because of the hectic schedule of running the Back in Black: Another Film Noir Blogathon, as well as the special 100th post this year celebration, my weekly Semiquincentennial Movie Project post had to be delayed a few days. Back to a regular schedule next week.


 

The Semiquincentennial  Movie Project is an ongoing celebration of the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States. During the course of this project your humble blogger is choosing a movie a week to represent each of the 50 states in the Union, as well as a movie scheduled for 4th of July weekend that will represent the nation's capitol, Washington D.C. The order of the weekly entries will coincide with the order of each state's entry into the fold (although, not necessarily coinciding with the date of their entry into said fold).

 



Week #43: Idaho -

The state of Idaho was established on July 3, 1890

Details about Idaho:

State bird: mountain bluebird

State flower: syringa

State tree: white pine

Additional historical trivia:

Sun Valley Resort lays claim to being the first established skiing resort in the US. It is also famous as being where Ernest Hemingway completed his novel For Whom the Bell Tolls.

Boise State University football is played on a unique surface, a football field colored blue.


Idaho grows about a third of all the potatoes consumed in the US. (Note: the website where I garner these tidbits of trivia follows that fact with "It is likely that the people living outside the state eat more of these starchy vegetables than the people in Idaho", without even a hint of irony... Seriously??? Idaho, with just over 2 million residents, ranks only 37th in population in the ranking of states... There are some whole cities in the US that have more people living in them...) 

The town of Wallace lays claim to being "The Center of The Universe". (I can't make this stuff up, folks... someone else does the work for me...)

 

OK... I realize that this is only 4 trivia facts instead of my usual 5, but on that note, I can't go on... I just can't... 

So let's move on to... 

Famous people born in Idaho: Lana Turner (who was born in Wallace {see above}. Is she the reason why it's called the "center"...?), Picaboo Street, George "Pappy" Boyington, Mark Felt (the famous "Deep Throat" that Woodard and Bernstein used to expose Nixon's illicit activities) and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin (her family moved to Alaska shortly thereafter, but she was born in Idaho). 

 


The Being (1981): 

It seems somewhat relevant that the top tier (before the title) actors are a host of what I like to call "actors who were on the down side of their careers". Of the four names that appear in this sequence, only one, Martin Landau, had a significant career following their appearance in this low budget outing. 

The other three names, Jose Ferrer, Dorothy Malone and Ruth Buzzi, made only a few movies after appearing here. It could be reasonably argued that Buzzi never really had a significant career outside of her recurring participation in Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, of course, but Malone and Ferrer had significant roles earlier. Malone in particular had been an Oscar winner (for Written on the Wind) and a Golden Globe nominee (for both Written on the Wind and the TV series Peyton Place).  Ferrer also had garnered attention with Oscar and Golden Globes winning and nominated roles (Joan of Arc, Cyrano de Bergerac, Moulin Rouge and The Caine Mutiny.

The rest of the cast included a few familiar names. Murray Langston, who was otherwise remembered as "The Unknown Comic" on The Gong Show and Kinky Friedman, a country music star (Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys) who also garnered some attention when he ran for the Governor of Texas in 2006 and also was the author of a series of mystery novels in which he appeared as a fictional version of himself as the main character / amateur detective. (Side note: If you like the amateur detective genre of mystery fiction that has a dash or two of cynical humor, you ought to check out his mystery output, Greenwich Killing Time and Armadillos and Old Lace for a start.)

The film is a gold mine for a case for a bunch of friends and relatives who just decided to make a movie. The producer, William Osco, who also appears in the film under the preposterous stage name of Rexx Coltrane, was married to the director Jackie Kong. His little daughter, Roxanne, makes a brief appearance as Susie in a scene competing with other children on an Easter egg hunt. His first wife, Nancy, appears in a scene as one of the victims. Osco got his start producing a video featuring Langston in his "Unknown Comic" role. Additionally, Buzzi was married to Kent Perkins, who plays one of the police officers.   

The film opens in the town of Pottsville, Idaho, a town, as the narrator intones at the beginning, is "not much different from any other main street U.S.A., where strange and unexplained events are occurring... some people are missing, among them a little child. The ultimate terror has taken form, and Pottsville, Idaho will never be the same..." And if that isn't an enticing opening, the rest of this movie is going to be isn't going to improve your outlook.

 (One quick side note: I live in a town in Texas called "Pottsboro", so I like the name of this fictional town...)

What we have at the beginning is a kid running from some unseen Being. He hijacks a car in a junkyard, which not only conveniently has the keys in it but actually runs... But not, apparently, fast enough to get away from the pursuing Being.

Have to admit, it took some time to connect the fact that some other kid, the one who had recently gone "missing" from the prologue, is now this transformed mysterious Being of our title. And even more time than that to figure out that that previously missing kid had been fooling around in the local nuclear waste dump which had transformed into The Being (even after the film actually reveals that's what happened).

A lot of the confusion surrounding the identity of The Being has to be attributed to the editing of the film. It seems apparent to me that the film editor had no idea what the director wanted to accomplish. Either that or the editor just took it on himself to create his own movie. There is virtually no coherency to the editing. It seems to jump, willy-nilly, from one scenario to another, with only goal being to isolate various characters so they can be victims of The Being.

Much of the film involves the main character, Officer Lutz (Coltrane/Osco) discovering the aftermath of the presence of The Being, which mainly consists of some green radioactive goo. The motivation of The being is severely lacking, too. It seems to only exist to kill off the citizenry. It doesn't even eat it's prey, which would at least make a little sense. Apparently it's only goal is to dismember it's prey (out of pure enjoyment? Who knows?)

We get a few standard characters, including the oblivious Mayor (Jose Ferrer), whose only goal is to see that this development doesn't infringe on the city's main source of revenue, which leads to this conversation between Officer Lutz and his girlfriend, Laurie (Marianne Gordon):

"But if this thing is actually killing people, then why is the mayor trying to keep it quiet?
"Potatoes."
"Potatoes?"
"Around here that means big money."
 

Mayor Lane does seem to have the interest of his constituents in mind, however. He calls in a nuclear expert, Garson Jones (Martin Landau). But, not as it turns out to get to the bottom of the mysterious events. He calls in Jones to validate his insistence that that nuclear waste dump on the outskirts of town in no more dangerous than a glass of water. (Seriously!) Mayor Lane comes off seeming like the Mayor from Jaws, who would rather just sweep any ominous things under the rug than admit there is a problem that could threaten the city economy.

In the midst of all this is a few other stock characters. Ruth Buzzi plays a leading matron of the city whose primary interest is that she looks good to the wealthier inhabitants of the town. 

There are a trio of rednecks who think that the more serious matter in town is that someone may be moving in a massage parlor in one of the vacant buildings, which can only lead to (yegads!) pornography being sold. The rednecks include the aforementioned Kinky Friedman and Murray Langston. (Personally I'd be more suspicious of a guy named "Kinky"... but that's just his stage actor name... his character is called "Willis"...)  

Additionally, wandering through the film is a semi-psychotic woman (Dorothy Malone), who turns out to be the mother of the kid that was changed into The Being. And it's hinted at, but never straight out admitted, that she knows The Being is really her son. 

Given it's somewhat incoherent plot the movie does manage to be entertaining on several levels. Most of those have to do with the "jump scares" (scenes where you are expecting the monster to jump out and go "Boo", but you instead get a cat that jumps out and goes "Boo"... I mean "Meow"...). As well, the monster looks pretty decent. At least when the film bothers to reveal the monster. 

The Being, by the way, is credited as being played by Jerry Maren, a prolific little person actor. Now, given that the monster is played by a little person, it should be no surprise that none of it's attacks are shown in long camera view (which is probably a good thing... who would be scared of a midget monster...?)

Looked at from the drive-in movie lens, however, The Being manages to deliver the goods. If you've been paying attention to my blog, you know that I don't consider low-budget acting and special effects to always signify tripe. Under the right circumstances (say, a supreme pizza and a case of beer) The Being could easily be loads of fun, especially if you gather at least a couple more like-minded individuals to watch it with you. As I always say, don't take the snarky disparagement I inject into my reviews to mean I think it's a total waste of time. Sometimes even the worst movies can be worth a watch. 

The dispatching of a couple of the more annoying characters is worth the price, in itself. I guarantee you will probably cheer when The Being (inevitably, so not really a spoiler) takes out the Mayor. If nothing else, you gotta see the scene where The Being wreaks havoc at a drive-in theater, all while some maniac is wreaking havoc on the drive-in movie theater screen.

 

There is no info on how much money The Being actually made at the box office. Wikipedia says it "performed poorly" but that's ALL it says about it's reception. Rotten Tomatoes doesn't even give it a rating, but another benchmark rating site, the Popcorn-meter, gives it an 18% rating. But hey, my hero, Joe Bob Briggs gave it 3 out of 4 stars. And for the first time ever, I am quoting Joe Bob in one of my reviews:

"We're talking some serious slime work here... Excellent slime glopola monster with a moving mouth. Drive-In Academy Award nomination for Jackie Kong, the [censored by admin] director of The Being." 

If it's good enough for Joe Bob, it's good enough for me... 

Well, that's it for this week. Drive safely, folks. And, my advice, take the long way around that nuclear waste dump.

Quiggy

 

Monday, November 2, 2026

Announcing the Have Yourself a Comic Little Christmas Blogathon


 


The blessings of the season upon you! The world needed a laugh! The Spirit of Christmas Comedy came and showed man the error of his humdrum existence.

(Not good? Ok, how about this...?) 

Behold! And God said let there be... comedy! And the light shone upon the season and the comedy was born! And God saw the comedy and declared it was good! 

(Oh, come on... I'm trying!) 

Let's just put it this way. Christmas is a happy time. Unless, of course, terrorists have invaded the building during your office Christmas party...

("Stop that! That's NOT a Christmas movie...")

Rachel of Hamlette's Soliloquy invited me to join in the fun of celebrating the holidays. Christmas movies, generally, can be categorized into several different genres. Many of them, of course, are family oriented, involving the interrelationship of characters in a traditional family milieu (Little Women).  Some involve the redemption of a character who, at the outset, is despicable, but experiences a change of heart (A Christmas Carol). There are also a smattering of films that turn Christmas on it's head (The Nightmare Before Christmas).

We are looking at yet another genre, one that could include one or more of the above categories, but also has some comedic twists mixed in. The topic, as such, is wide open. Humor can come from just about any direction. In the tradition of Hollywood, comedy has many different angles. Straightforward comedy with films like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation compete with black comedies like The Ref and even the occasional irreverent "Christmas comedy-horror" film, like Krampus. 

The main theme for this blogathon is comedy and Christmas. As such, it is both wide-open and limited. We, of course, want Christmas themed movies (thus summer comedies are out, unless, of course, your choice is a movie set in Australia during Christmas. 1998's Crackers, for example), but we also want to focus on the fun and comedic side of the season (movies like A Midnight Clear and Joyeaux Noël, although endearing, are not really the thing we are seeking).

For this blogathon we are kick starting the season early to get your mood juices flowing. The official dates are Dec 5th and 6th. You could post a little early if you need to, or even a couple of days late. We are giving consideration that the ramping up of the season may be too intense, so it is coming at you early in the month as opposed to the week before...

If you need inspiration, here is a wikipedia list of movies we will accept. Or perhaps you have another one. Feel free to make a plea, as the above link is not the limited list.

The rules for the blogathon are as follows:

1. Choose a movie. We are allowing one duplicate, so if someone else has chosen your first choice, there is still an opportunity, as long as it hasn't been claimed twice.

2. Let one or both of us know of your choice so we can add it to the blog roll.

3. Grab one of these exquisite buttons Rachel made to adorn your post.

 


 

  


4. Let us know when you have posted your review so we can add it to the wrap up post on December 6th.

5. Have fun. Christmas is a fun time.

Merry Christmas!  ¡Feliz Navidad!  Joyeux Noël!  Mele Kalikimaka! (Or whatever your native version is.)


Blogathon Roll:

 

The Midnite Drive-In: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)  and It's A Very, Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002).

Hamlette's Soliloquy: The Santa Clause (1994). 

Dubsism: Christmas in Connecticut (1945). 

18 Cinema Lane: Holiday Inn (1942)

Realweegiemidget Reviews: A Carol Christmas (2003)

Movies Meet Their Match: Eloise at Christmas (2003) 

 

Sunday, November 1, 2026

Pious Paladins and Holy Hand Grenades

 


The Midnite Drive-In has passed another milestone with this post!

Going back, since beginning this blog in 2015, my most prolific years were 2017 and 2018, when I managed to hit the mark of 85 posts. I passed that mark this year back in September, but it escaped my notice. So, at the time I did notice, I decided I was going to do something special for post #100. Admittedly, today's post doesn't mark any drastic difference from my usual stuff, but I thought that the movie ought to be at least something with which most people would be familiar, if not enamored. 

 


If you've been reading this blog for a while you are probably thinking along these lines:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?? Haven't you covered that movie before, Quiggy?

Well, believe it or not, and I'm just as shocked as you are, it turns out that in the 11 years of writing this blog I have never actually sat down and wrote a piece on this classic.  I THOUGHT I had. I really did. But, I was looking at my movies list, the section of this blog where I try to keep an ongoing list of post entries, the other day, and I realized it was missing. Well, since I do have a tendency to procrastinate sometimes, as well as a tendency to forget to add updates to the archive, I thought it might be possible that I just never put a link to that entry in the list. So I searched the entire blog and sure enough it's not here. So I decided it was high time, and what better way to celebrate the 100th post...?

 


 (And there was much rejoicing!)

The Monty Python troupe came into my world the same way that it probably came into your world (if you are, like me, an American). That is, the original BBC production, Monty Python's Flying Circus, showed up in the programming on the local PBS station, which is where almost every British made show got it's start for American audiences back in those days. Anybody in my age range probably remembers seeing Masterpiece Theater or maybe Are You Being Served? (and there was an addictive program...)

The original show featured 5 British comedians (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Michael Palin, and an American transplant, Terry Gilliam), and the show was a sketch comedy featuring stuff that was a far cry from the typical British fare at the time on the BBC. Many of the sketches have gone on to become a part of the zeitgeist in modern times. Probably very few people of a certain age have never heard of at least some of them.

For instance: Who today hasn't heard of such lines as "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"? Or "You call that poor? We used to live in a shoe-box in the middle of the road!" (or a similar line...)? Possibly even "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!" will trigger a memory. 

When I was a college student there was a couple in my group of friends, who eventually got married, whose relationship got started because they both could sing/recite one of the songs from a sketch on the show... ("Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...") {This relationship was in 1989, but I could see it happening today...}

A typical episode would usually begin with a cold opening, often involving Michael Palin, dressed as an old man, struggling to reach the camera, collapsing just as he gets there, saying "It's..." and then the opening credits featuring Terry Gilliam's cartoon artwork and the theme music (which, surprisingly enough, was musically accompanied by John Philip Sousa's "The Liberty Bell", an American tune... go figure.)

The chaos of the show would include jarring sudden endings to a skit that were totally unexpected. And many of the "female" roles were played by Python members in drag. (Usually, only if the female character was supposed to be attractive, were the females played by real female actresses, and this was part of the irreverence of the show). 

I have the entire series on DVD now. I recently stumbled across it at a local resale place operated by one of the local churches, and got it for only $5.00(!!!)  

So, now, on to the review of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

 


 (And there was much rejoicing!)

 

 


 

 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975):

The film starts out with the credits, and those are a hoot, just in themselves...

 


(Hopefully that link above is still active by the time you read this, because I can't really give it justice in description...) 

In the year 932 A.D. (or maybe that's 93² A.D. 93 squared? That would mean this film actually takes place in 8649 A.D... Talk about post apocalypse devastation...)

 

Arthur, King of the Britons, is on a quest to garner brave knights to join him at Camelot, and from there for his quest to find the "Holy Grail". That is the basic plot of the film, although, essentially that's just the glue that holds the entire movie together.

What it really is is an excuse to throw a bunch of medieval times sketches together that center around said quest. And satire, to boot. You don't actually get a story, per se, but a series of tweaks and fidgets that are melded together around the "quest". But that, my friends, is what makes this whole endeavor so endearing.

So I won't spend a lot of time trying to point out any of the basic plot or it's relation to the legend of the "historical" quest surrounding it.... Rather, I am going to be looking at some of the various sketches.

 



(And there was much rejoicing!)  

The first segment involves King Arthur (Graham Chapman) approaching a castle to ask the lord of the manor to join his quest, only to be hindered by a couple of guards who argue with him. Mainly because instead of coming on horseback Arthur approaches with his servant, Patsy (Terry Gilliam) clashing two halves of a coconut together. The guards argue with Arthur about just how coconuts could have ended up in Britain...

 


The second scene involves Arthur arguing with an old man, Dennis (Michael Palin), and his wife [or mother] (Terry Jones) about the correct form of government in Britain. Dennis insists that king rule is akin to a dictatorship, even though Arthur claims a sort of "divine right" to rule.

 


The skits involve such things as a battle with a Black Knight (John Cleese) who refuses to yield passage over a bridge, despite losing both his arms and legs in a sword battle to Arthur ("It's only a flesh wound, you pansy!"). 

 


Another that has a band of peasants, (led by Cleese again) trying to convince a knight, Sir Bedevere (Jones again) to execute a woman they claim to be a witch ("She turned me into a newt!.... I got better..."). 


 

and Sir Galahad the Pure (Palin again) trying to fend off the amorous advances of a commune full of nubile females. 


 

(Every member of the troupe plays multiple parts throughout the film. Don't let that distract you, it's part of the fun...)

Eventually the knights do make their way to the ultimate hiding place of the Holy Grail, but to get there they have to not only face off against a guy who insists they have to answer three questions to prove their worthiness to pass on the bridge, but they also have to face off against one of the most vicious and dangerous monsters to ever appear on film.

(No. I'm not going to post a pic of that monster... why spoil the fun for someone who hasn't seen the movie yet...?)


 (And there was much rejoicing!)

This being a Python endeavor, the movie just couldn't end in a normal fashion, and if you've never seen it I won't reveal it but it is just as chaotic and irreverent as anything that came previously.

(Again, no pic. Watch the film...) 


 (And there was much rejoicing!)

Back in 2019 I had the opportunity to watch this film at a revival at a movie house. As I recall, I think I was only one of about three in the theater, which I thought was a shame, since it's such a classic. However, I give a nod to the fact that it was an afternoon showing on a work day and a school day, so it wasn't entirely unprecedented.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail was not exactly a resounding success in it's first week or so. But it did manage to make a huge profit after that first week. What with only a £250,000 production cost, it eventually garnered about £2.5 million by the time it's first run ended in the UK alone. Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 92% Fresh rating. Critics have been kind to it also. One of my favorites was one written by Charles Champlin, who said the film "like Mad comics, is not certain to please every taste. But its youthful exuberance and its rousing zaniness are hard not to like."

The film, I admit, does have some moments were the humor seems to drag a bit. I personally found the sequence where the troupe interacts with the "Knights who Say 'Ni'"  to be a little dull, but most of it has me sniggering even after the dozen or so times I've watched it.

That wraps up this "100th post" outing. 

(And there was much rejoicing!)

 

Drive safely, folks. And be sure to pack along the "holy hand grenade" when you leave the theater. You never know when it might come in handy.

Quiggy

 


 

 

 

Nothing is Real

 



This is my third entry in the Back in Black: Another Film Noir Blogathon hosted by Hamlette's Soliloquy and The Midnite Drive-In.

 


The film noir category of films may be firmly entrenched in most people's eyes in the 1940's and 50's, with it's ubiquitous femme fatales and private detectives and unscrupulous gangsters et. al. Additionally some more adventurous souls might include what certain people call "neo-noir", that genre which has all the elements of the classic movies, albeit in more modern settings and in color. 

I submit that there is a qualified third division of that theme in what has been referred to as "tech-noir", adding elements of science fiction into the mix. The header at the beginning of this piece features a poster from the film Blade Runner, which although it's setting is in the future, (or it was the future when the movie came out in 1982... although the setting year is now past {2019, in case you've never seen it}), has elements that could easily fit into any standard noir of the 40's. 

I submit that thematically film noir elements can appear in virtually any genre. I have yet to see a noir musical, but that doesn't mean it's not possible... Wikipedia lists as an adjunct to it's list of classic film noir movies both "noir westerns" and "noir comedies". As I have noted before, the first "noir" I actually watched, and the one that inspired my interest in the genre was a Steve Martin parody of the film noir genre, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (which I highly recommend...) 

 


 

 The Thirteenth Floor (1999): 

Firstly: Read the top part of that movie poster above: Question Reality. Remember that. Otherwise you are going to be scrambling for a grasp.

Secondly: I HIGHLY recommend you go watch this movie before reading another word. Trust me. There is no way I can talk about this movie without revealing stuff that is intricate to the whole story. If you thought The Matrix was complex you'll be just as lost without a road map reading this review. And spoiler alert applies for the entire damn review. Go watch it first. You've been warned.

The film opens in a familiar setting for anyone who is well acquainted with the classic film noir setting; a standard late 1930's world, in which an older man (Armin Mueller-Stahl), is out dining and dancing in typical 1930's fashion. 


 

 

 

 

 

He leaves a message with the bartender, Ashton (Vincent D'Onofrio), to be given when called for by someone named "Douglas Hall". 

 


But then reality shifts. It turns out that the 1930's world is part of a virtual reality simulation that had been created by Hannon Fuller (Mueller-Stahl, again) and Douglas Hall (Craig Bierko). Hannon had been testing out the VR game, without the knowledge of his partner.

 


 

It seems that there is something going on in the real world that Hannon wanted to clue his partner in on. But, wait! Just before Hannon can contact Douglas he is murdered. And guess who the prime suspect is...? If you said Douglas, well, congratulations! You are officially at least a film noir novice, if not an expert.

The police, especially Detective Larry McBain (Dennis Haysbert), think that Douglas is guilty. And to make matters more complicated, Douglas seems to have trouble remembering where he was when Hannon was murdered. Also evidence keeps pointing it's accusatory finger at him as, indeed, being the guilty party.

 


Appearing on the scene is Jane Fuller (Gretchen Mol), who claims to be the daughter of Hannon. Except that Douglas, who has known Hannon for years, was not aware that he even had a daughter. 

 


Douglas, who initially isn't quite sure whether he is innocent or guilty, decides to enter the VR world to look for clues. One of the first clues he actually discovers is that the virtual reality characters are more or less real, at least in their own minds. They are living lives independently of the interaction with the virtual reality players.

 

 

Lost yet? Go back up and read the first sentence of this blog entry...

 

 

As Douglas enters the world he finds that he is actually taking over a simulacrum of himself, only this character is known by his associates in the VR world as "John Ferguson" (also Bierko). And he meets up with the VR persona of Hannon who is a book dealer named "Grierson". He also meets the bartender, Ashton,, who turns out to be another simulacrum of an associate of his in the real world, Whitney (also D'Onofrio). But when he gives his name to Ashton, the bartender acts like he's never even heard the name "Douglas Bell", even though the older man, who was Hannon in the Grierson simulacrum had specifically named Douglas as the recipient of the note. 

See, in the 30's VR world, after Hannon/Grierson left, Ashton had opened the note and read it. We later find out that the note informed Douglas that reality is not what it seems. Ashton deduces the fact from the note that the '30's world is only a false world. And had even proven it to himself by going beyond the barriers in the simulation and discovering it for himself.

Only, now if you are paying attention, that would mean that Hannon was trying to tell Douglas that the virtual reality was just virtual reality. But then, why would Hannon try to tell Douglas something he already knew in the first place?

Go back up and read that first sentence again, if you've already forgotten it...

Because, as you've probably deduced by this point, the "real" world that Douglas knows is not so real as he had assumed.

 


 It turns out, of course, that "Douglas" did actually kill "Hannon", but it wasn't "Douglas" that killed "Hannon". There are even more plot twists yet to come.

Remember that first sentence now?

The Thirteenth Floor has elements of what I like about Philip K. Dick stories and films. Dick's overriding theme in many of his books is that reality is not always so cut and dried. Ever see Total Recall? Or A Scanner Darkly? Or Minority Report? The whole concept of what we think we know not necessarily being the real thing is a common theme in his books, and although this story was not written by Dick, I would be willing to bet that the author of the original novel this movie was based on, Simulacron-3 (by Daniel F. Galouye), was inspired by Dick's work. The original novel had a previous life in film in the form of a two-part German TV presentation "Welt am Draht" (1973), which I intend to give a watch sometime later next week. 

The film here barely made back it's original investment. It was budgeted at $16 million and only pulled in about $18 million in ticket sales. In the science fiction world of 1999, it competed for a Saturn Award as the Best Science Fiction film, but it had competition from the likes of Star Wars I- The Phantom Menace, Galaxy Quest and the eventual winner, The Matrix. It only has a 29% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which I think is a crime. It's not near as dense and confusing as it's competitor, The Matrix, nor does it drag as much as that movie. The only downside to it, as far as I can tell, is that it takes a bit more effort to grasp on to the intricacies of the science part. As far as the entertainment value, well, if you approach this film from a viewpoint that it is a gritty futuristic version of the classic film noir, you won't be entirely disappointed.

One could say that the "reality" of the simulated 1990's in the film is much more exciting than the humdrum existence of what was real for the 1990's (or maybe we are all part of a VR world now, and this world is just a distraction for an even more humdrum existence of the people controlling us in the "real" world. (BTW: in the film the actual real world was the future of 2024, so I can say I'm a little disappointed that the VR simulation that was effectively "predicted" to occur by now hasn't come to fruition. Science fiction often does that... I'm still waiting for my flying car that should have been reality by 2015, according to the Back to the Future films.)

That wraps it up for now. Drive safely, folks. Or, maybe you don't really have to worry about doing that...

Quiggy