Thursday, January 8, 2026

Star Trek V: The Search for a Plot

 

 

 

 

This is my first entry in the Film. Release. Repeat. Blogathon hosted by Hamlette's Soliloquy and yours truly.

 


 

Star Trek, as a franchise, has had it's ups and downs.

A brief history, for those three or four people out there who have never even heard of Star Trek.  The first incarnation of Star Trek began with creator Gene Roddenberry pitching the idea around Hollywood for a science fiction series for adults. Previously science fiction had been in the realm of shows primarily aimed at kids (Captain Video, Space Patrol and Tom Corbett, Space Cadet). Roddenberry envisioned a series that, although it took place in space, would end up addressing social issues of the day. He struggled to get anybody to understand the concept until he just said "It's Wagon Train to the stars!"



The original Star Trek TV show, (affectionately referred to in these later days as Star Trek: TOS (The Original Series), had a following of devotees, but never really took off enough to keep it going, and thus lasted only 3 short seasons. But the fans refused to let it go. 

 


So for a brief period there was an animated series, Star Trek: TAS (The Animated Series) to try to appease them, but that one never really took off, lasting only 2 seasons. (You could chalk that up to the fact that it was a cartoon and most of the fans were well into adulthood, but I don't think that really encapsulates why it was not a success...) So, the fans became even more ardent, starting sci-fi conventions solely dedicated to the series, and, coupled with the astounding attention from the original series then in syndication, it sparked Hollywood's interest.


 

Thus, beginning in 1979, a series of 6 movies that expanded on the original series were released. Some were great, some mediocre and one was a dud from the outset.  The interest in Star Trek would eventually spawn several offshoots of the Star Trek universe, including the first follow up TV series, Star Trek: TNG (The Next Generation), which in turn would also spawn 4 theatrically released movies. 

 


Following Star Trek: TNG would be several other series, none of which spawned a theatrical movie release, but were nonetheless good, or even great: Star Trek: DS9 (Deep Space Nine) which lasted 7 seasons, 


 

Star Trek: VOY (Voyager), which also lasted 7 seasons, 


 

and Star Trek: ENT (Enterprise), which lasted 4 seasons. 

 


In addition, there have been numerous streaming series available if one had access to them. There have also been 3 movies featuring a new cast in the roles of the classic series characters. I refer to these as "reboots".  As well, a recent 2025 new look film, Star Trek: Section 31.

At the time of this writing there have been 14 of them. Although my rating of them differs from the consensus in many cases, most everyone agrees that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is the worst of the output. (Note: I consider it still too early to make the call on the recent Star Trek: Section 31, which currently occupies last place on a list of Star Trek movies on the Tomato-meter...) 

So just for clarity, I will rate my personal opinion of the ranking of the Star Trek movies before delving into today's review:

1.  Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) {a TOS film} 
2.  Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) {a TOS film}
 
(Both of those films were, coincidentally, directed by Nicholas Meyer, who also gave us Time After Time, a film still waiting for a review on The Midnite Drive-In...)
 
3.  Star Trek: First Contact (1996) {a TNG film}
4.  Star Trek (2009) {a "reboot" film}
5.  Star Trek: Generations (1994) {a conjoining/transition film which includes TOS and TNG characters}
6.  Star Trek: Beyond (2016) {a "reboot" film}
7.  Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) {a TNG film}
8.  Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) {a "reboot" film}
9.  Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) {a TOS film}
10. Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) {a TOS film}
11. Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) {a TNG film}
12. Star Trek: Section 31 (2025) {a different "reboot" film} 
13. *Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) {a TOS film}*
14. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) {a TOS film}  

 (*Note: Contrary to the public opinion of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, which usually ranks it much higher, the in your face, environmental, "save the whales" message just turned me off, this despite the fact that I adore movies that feature time travel. So no apologies if your opinion differs...)

 

 


 

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989):

The  beginning of the film is your standard fare for a Star Trek movie. A native of Nimbus III is digging holes on his land. Why? Who knows. All logic of this movie vanishes the moment the native sees a cloaked figure riding up to his position. The native is initially hostile and wary of this interloper, but it becomes immediately apparent that the newcomer has no hostile intentions against the native. As a matter of fact, the newcomer exhibits compassion and care for the native and asks him to "share his pain".And here is where the movie goes off track.  It seems to have a new age feel to it. And just what the hell is a "new age philosophy" doing in a Star Trek move?


 

Anyway, this newcomer, name of Sybok (Laurence Luckinbill), is some sort of mystic visionary. He is also a Vulcan, and the later revelation, that Sybok is related to Spock is almost telegraphed from the very beginning. Sybok's intentions become clear. He has plans to invade the capitol city of Nimbus III. There, as the planet is a neutral site, three envoys, one a Terran, St. John Talbot (David Warner), one a Romulan Caithlyn Dar (Cynthia Gouw), and one a Klingon General Korrd (Charles Cooper) are meeting to negotiate a peace treaty.


 

Sybok's intentions are to take the three envoys hostage, thus inciting rescue operations. But Sybok's intentions are not to incite a war. Instead he desires to take command of a starship. And why, you might ask? He seeks out the mythical birthplace of life as we know it, known variously as Sha'ka'ree or Eden or any other religious mythical name. And he wants to meet "God". face-to-face. (So we went new age, which rejects Judeo-Christian myths, to actually striving to prove the existence of a Judeo-Christian mythos? Geez, Shatner, couldn't you get a grasp on what you wanted to say?)

Anyway, as usual, the only starship even remotely nearby enough to go on the rescue mission is of course the Enterprise. (OK, so we have to be used to this development. since it was the reason the Enterprise was sent to encounter the mysterious force headed to Earth in the first movie, and also to go check out the mysterious goings on with Project Genesis in Star Trek II.)


 

The problem with using the Enterprise is that it is in serious need of a shakedown. In case you didn't know the timeline, I'll give you a bit of background. In Star Trek III the crew of the Enterprise hijacked the ship to go rescue Spock, and in the process had demolished the ship. A new Enterprise was commissioned at the end of Star Trek IV. This is the one that Kirk and crew have to maneuver  to rescue the hostages, and it is not entirely ready for the mission.

Meanwhile, a renegade Klingon captain has heard about the mission and decides on his own to chase down Kirk solely for the glory of defeating the vaunted legendary Captain. One wonders why the Klingons don't have their own rescue mission mounted to save their own envoy on Nimbus IIi, but given the Klingon predilection for honor in battle, perhaps they figured the Klingon ambassador deserves his fate. It is hinted at that General Korrd must have committed some grievous error to be in the "demoted" position of a lowly ambassador...


 

When Kirk and his crew arrive at Nimbus III, they find they don't even have the ambassadors as allies, since Sybok has managed to work his mumbo-jumbo to get them on his side. He also manages to convert many members of the Enterprise crew as allies, through his "sharing" of their pain and forcing them to face their fears. The only person who refuses to submit to Sybok's ministrations is Kirk himself, who insists that his fears and pain are what makes him Kirk, and his pains are important to him.

Still Sybok does manage to get the rest of the crew, including Spock, to at least let him have his way with the ship and they travel to the Great Barrier of the universe. No ship has ever crossed the Great Barrier and returned, so no one knows what is on the other side. But Sybok is certain he will not only find the mythical  Sha'ka'ree, but will also encounter "God".

Of course the ship has to cross that Great Barrier and enter into the unknown, otherwise this whole movie would have been entirely pointless (notwithstanding that it is mostly pointless anyway...). Once beyond the Great Barrier, they do manage to encounter "God". But before you get the idea that it is a validation of the existence of a Supreme Being, this "God" turns out to be just a powerful entity whose power is somewhat limited to just the area where it resides. And apparently, there must be some greater power behind the scenes, because this "God" character is a prisoner on this planet.


 

He (it?) somehow managed to contact Sybok and maneuver the Vulcan in order to bring a starship into the vicinity so it could escape it's prison, and... do what? Wreak havoc over the entire universe? Kirk, being Kirk, asks the most obvious question... "What does God need with a starship?" This of course angers the being and it (he?) attempts to kill or at least punish Kirk for his impertinence.


 

Having lost it's way long before this point, the renegade Klingon shows up and attempts to destroy the Enterprise. He discovers that Kirk is not aboard the Enterprise, but is actually on the planet and thus aborts his attempt to destroy the Enterprise. Instead he turns his attention towards the planet, intending to take his prize defenseless.  But eventually he saves Kirk rather than kill him. The reason for this developmental change is just as egregious as the rest of the movie, but the fact is that Kirk does not really win the day at the end, but is saved by a sworn enemy. Which is even more astounding by the fact that Shatner was renowned for his attempts to make Kirk the focal point of the Star Trek universe. (He would often steal lines that were originally intended for other characters...)

Harve Bennett, the producer of the film, is quoted as saying that Star Trek V  "nearly killed the franchise". Besides the ridiculous plot, another thing that had a bad impact on the film was the subpar special effects team. Originally the production company was going to go with Industrial Light and Magic, the special effects company who had produced the effects for the previous three films. But ILM was involved in two other projects, Ghostbusters II and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, both of which used up much of the company's top talent, so the film had to seek other avenues. 

The worst special effects, in my opinion, come when Kirk and company finally arrive at Sha'ka'ree and meet "God". The wizard encounter in The Wizard of Oz was loads better, and they didn't even know what CGI was back in 1939. Much of the rest of the space scenes seem to have been done on the fly rather than actually have been done in earnest to give the viewer some bang for his buck. 

Star Trek V had high hopes upon it's release, despite the fact that it was competing  with a whole raft of big budget movies, not only including the above mentioned Ghostbusters and Indiana Jones films, but also the first Tim Burton Batman film, the second Back to the Future film, the second Lethal Weapon film and a few gems that became bigger events for the year, Look Who's Talking and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Ultimately the movie didn't even crack the top ten grossing films, making it the first of the franchise to not earn that honor. In addition it was also the lowest grossing film in the franchise.

Critics excoriated the film. Roger Ebert called it "pretty much of a mess - a movie that betrays all the signs of having gone into production at a point where the script doctoring should have begun in earnest."  Probably the best (or worst) indication of how bad Star Trek V was is the fact that it was nominated for some Razzies, an award given out to the worst movies of the year. William Shatner "won" Worst Director and Worst Actor and the film won Worst Picture. To put that in perspective here are some of the competitors that year: Worst Picture: The Karate Kid Part III and Road House. Worst Director: John G. Avildsen for The Karate Kid Part III, Rowdy Harrington for Road House and Eddie Murphy for Harlem Nights. Worst Actor: Ralph Macchio for The Karate Kid Part III, Patrick Swayze for Road House ans (big surprise) Sylvester Stallone. ("Big surprise" because Stallone was almost a shoo-in to win a Razzie whenever he was nominated...)  (And just a side note: Sorry, John Wilson, but I think Road House was pretty good. 

Star Trek movies are almost always worth at least one viewing. It takes a pretty bad movie to make me have to actually have to work at finding the energy to watch it a second time. I can do most "bad" movies twice, standing on my head... I delayed watching this movie the second time,  because it was such a bad experience 35 years ago. This is only my second time to watch it and it still was the same stinker I thought it was when I left the theater in 1989. Rarely do I recommend that you DON'T give a movie a shot, but if you haven't seen this one yet, take my advice... save your rental fee.

Until next time.

Quiggy

 


Sunday, January 4, 2026

Semiquincentennial Movie Project #1: Hiding Out

 

 

The Semiquincentennial  Movie Project is an ongoing celebration of the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States. During the course of this project your humble blogger is choosing a movie a week to represent each of the 50 states in the Union, as well as a movie scheduled for 4th of July weekend that will represent the nation's capitol, Washington D.C. The order of the weekly entries will coincide with the order of each state's entry into the fold (although, not necessarily coinciding with the date of their entry into said fold).

 


 

 

 Week #1: Delaware :

 




The state of Delaware was the first of the 13 colonies to be established as a state in the United States. It was established, as so proudly displayed on it's state flag, on December 7, 1787. 

Details about Delaware:

State bird: Delaware blue hen

State flower: Peach blossom

State tree: American holly

Additional state trivia: 

Delaware's biggest claim, of course is the fact that they were the first state to join the union, and that appears on all of it's official material.

Delaware, as the 49th state in size, only has 3 counties, By comparison, Rhode Island, the smallest state, has 5 counties.

The movie Dead Poet's Society was filmed in Delaware.

The record for the largest Lego tower ever built was set in Wilmington.

Bob Marley once lived in Delaware. 

Famous people born in Delaware: Henry Heimlich (of the Heimlich Maneuver), Ryan Phillipe, George Thorogood (originally performed with a backup band called "the Delaware Destroyers...duh), the du Pont family (founders and heads of the Du Pont Company) and Valerie Bertinelli.

 

 

 


 

It turns out that, although quite a number of films have utilized locations in Delaware for it's filming locations, there are surprisingly few films that are actually taking place in Delaware. You should be thankful, therefore, that I made "taking place in the state" a priority when making my choices, otherwise today's entry might well have been Redneck Zombies...

 

 



Hiding Out (1987): 

 

Imagine if Michael Douglas' Gordon Gecko was connected to the mob, and instead of just taking a swing at Charlie Sheen's Bud Fox in Wall Street, he actually sent a few of his underlings out to kill the sorry S.O.B. that was going to testify against him at the end of the movie.  That was what I thought of during the initial set up of this film.

It seems that Andrew Morenski (Jon Cryer) and his pals in the bond market have been pegged as key witnesses in the trial of a mob boss named Kapados. It turns out they, maybe or maybe not unknowingly, had been involved in a process of money laundering for the kingpin in said bond market, and are now not so good friends with the mob boss. A contract is out on each of them, and one of them is killed early on. 

 


The FBI have Andrew under tight rein, but Andrew is not happy staying under house arrest.  He convinces his keepers to take him to a diner. Bad move, as a couple of the hit men show up, and while trying to take out Andrew end up killing one of the FBI agents. Andrew makes his escape into Delaware where he plans to hide out with his Aunt Lucy (Gretchen Cryer, and yes that is Jon's mom in real life) and his cousin Patrick (Keith Coogan).

 


In the process to trying to hide out Andrew gets a self induced makeover by cutting and dying his hair. He calls his aunt, who is the local school nurse, and arranges to meet her at the school. But in the process he decides the best way to hide out is take on an entirely new identity. Thus the late 20's-something Andrew becomes the new 17 year old senior at the high school. (Really!) He also takes on a new name: Maxwell Hauser: inspired, on a whim, by seeing a can of Maxwell House coffee... (Really!)


 

OK, just so you didn't miss out on this for later, what we have here is a guy pushing 30 posing as a high school senior. Because some of this stuff is going to push some buttons. For one thing, the inevitable romance between our main character and a girl who really IS a high school senior. In terms of age difference it's only about 12 years, which may be fine and dandy if the guy was 35 and the girl was 23, but it comes off a little weird in retrospect.

Because he has changed his look, he is no longer recognizable to his aunt, but his cousin helps out by hiding him in his bedroom. This works out for a while, but it can't last. 

Anyway, Andrew/Max becomes the center of attention at the high school, especially after he confronts a history teacher, Mrs. Billings (Nancy Fish), who has some decidedly controversial opinions about former Richard Nixon. When he points out the bad side of the former President, he makes an an enemy of the teacher. But on the other hand, he becomes a hero to the class for his stance against the status quo of the school.


 

It ends up getting him more attention than he really wants as there is an effort to get him elected class president, something that the current class president, Kevin O'Roarke (Tim Quill) sees as a threat. Not to mention that Andrew/Max has been spending time with Ryan (Annabeth Gish), whom Kevin considers his own girl. 


 

In the meantime, both the FBI and the crime boss' hit men are on the search for the missing Andrew.  The hit men meet up with Andrew's grandmother, Jennie (Anne Pitoniak), and come across a recently mailed birthday card from Andrew which has the cancellation code clearly stamped as coming from Top Sail, DE. Thus the hit men now know where he is. Of course, they are looking for Andrew before his transformation makeover, so a couple of times they are right next to him but don't know who he is.

Andrew/Max finds out that the FBI has found out who is his aunt is and are at the house looking for him. He has to ditch hiding in her house, and with the help of Patrick ends up hiding out in the last place anyone would look, the school's doctor's office. This goes well until the janitor, Ezzard (Lou Walker) discovers him. The janitor is a good soul and a former boxer who now lives in digs himself at the school.  (Just what kind of security does this school have, anyway..) Andrew lets Ezzard  in on his secret, and Ezzard  lets him in on a secret hideaway in the basement where he can stay. 

Eventually Andrew's conscience gets the better of him and he lets Ryan in on the secret, too.  But all this comes to a head when the hit men really learn exactly where Andrew disappeared to and what he looks like now. At a school assembly announcing the results of the school officers elections, one of the hitmen decides to dispute the election in his own manner.


 

Several things seem to gel to make this movie, but a lot of it is far from unique. We've seen, dozens of times, that old yarn about a "well past high school age" adult trying to pass himself off as a high school student. (While the episodes might have been interesting on occasion, the entire concept of 22 Jump Street was just too unbelievable, even if Johnny Depp did "sort-of" look like he was high school age.)

On the other side of the coin, the teen life in school aspect of the film never really came off for me. Admittedly, in 1987, I was 7 years past my own high school experience, so a lot of the inner relationship angle of school never got me involved. I was much more into the theme in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, even though at the time of THAT movie I had been out of high school for 4 years.

The only part of the movie that really connected with me was the experience of young Patrick trying to get his learner's permit. His mishaps while trying to learn to drive were not like mine (believe it or not, I was driving expertly by the time I took my first driving test), but I could still relate. The only down side to that part is he seems to catch on pretty quick over a brief period, since at the end of the movie he drives up to the graduation in a limo...   

The mob connection part of this movie is what makes this film worth watching, but even that part has some retread sense to it.  

But the main part of the movie, involving Andrew's attempts to try to stay incognito despite his having 10 years of experience in the outside world (you know, like being a working man with an education that far exceeds what any high school boy might be familiar with) sometimes falls flat. For instance, Ryan's father is impressed by "Max's" knowledge of tax codes that helps him save $1000 on his tax return, but he never really becomes entirely suspicious of this kid (which any normal adult would probably do without hesitation). The movie never really plays up on this within the context of the film itself, leaving only the audience to cringe in anticipation of someone actually saying "Hey! Just who the Hell are you.. really?" Most adults in the film seem to just think "hmm... that's a really bright kid..."

Still, all in all, it's not a bad movie. You could be forgiven if your first reaction to this review was "Hiding Out ? Never heard of it." Some of the top films of the year, such as Three Men and a Baby, The Untouchables, and Beverly Hills Cop raked in tons of cash, but Hiding Out only made a paltry $200,000 over it's original budget. And it wasn't entirely well received. Roger Ebert only gave it 2 out of 4 stars, who at least admitted that "the plot continued to intrigue me even after I'd more or less given up on the movie's ability to find anything interesting in it's material". According to one review I read this film barely cracked the top 90 in terms of ticket sales. (And just how many movies were released in 1987, anyway...?)

For those of you who are fans of Cryer's portrayal of Alan in Two and a Half Men, you may find this movie a welcome refresher into the actor. For those of you who like the idea of a 30 year old man trying to pass himself off as a high school student, it may fall a bit short, because, even though Cryer was only 22 when the film was made, I personally found it hard to see him effectively convincing as a 17 year old. But, as for the driving force that brings this situation to it's necessity, the fact that there are some goons out to cut him down, that part I did like.

That's it for this week. Drive safely.

Quiggy

 


 

  

Thursday, January 1, 2026

The Semiquincentennial Movie Project

 




The Semiquincentennial Movie Project

Happy New Year 2026!

2026 marks the 250th anniversary of the creation of the United States. As the blogger of The Midnite Drive-In, I decided to launch a celebration of my own to celebrate this milestone.  As such, I am beginning a series of entries which will last the entire year.  Each week of 2026 I am going to highlight a movie that uses one of the states of the Union as one of it's primary locations.

Of course, film did not even exist as a medium in 1776.  And, even though I was a history major in college, I have no desire to make this project a history lesson (although, as per my wont, there will be occasional historical notes...). My choice of movies will be primarily the same type of movies in which I have always had an interest. So prepare for some action, science fiction, horror, comedies and the occasional straightforward dramas.

Since I don't want it to appear I am playing favorites, I decided to post these entries in order of each state's entry into the Union. Otherwise my first entry would have been Texas, my home state. As such, the Texas entry won't appear until late July. Beginning with Delaware, the first state to be officially admitted to the union, each week I will be presenting a movie that has a connection to the state featured, usually meaning the primary story takes place within the state.  And there will be a break halfway through the series, because I thought it fitting that I devote the week of July 4th to a movie filmed in Washington, D.C., the nation's capital, since July 4 is Independence Day for the U.S. And since that makes only 51 weekly entries, that means the final week of the year is open. I decided on a cross country road trip theme. Thus, Damnation Alley, a science fiction classic that involves traversing the continental United States will wrap this whole shebang up.

The schedule, which I will try to stay committed to is as follows: Note: The entry could appear on Sunday, but the weekly schedule leaves me an option to post later in the week if circumstances occur that cause delays. And, although at this point I intend to stick to the ones I've chosen, I may decide to change my choice by the time the actual date comes around.

And one final note: It may just be that the movie I picked may not have much of a good reputation with the citizens of the state in question. I picked these movies because I like them. I make no apologies for my choices.  But, being that the comment section of this blog is not ruled over with an iron fist (meaning I allow anybody to criticize me), you are welcome to dispute my choices. 


Week 1 Jan. 4-10: Delaware - Hiding Out (1987)

Week 2 Jan. 11-17: Pennsylvania - The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)

Week 3 Jan. 18-24: New Jersey - Friday the 13th (1980)

Week 4 Jan. 25-31: Georgia -Gator (1976)

Week 5 Feb. 1-7: Connecticut - The Stepford Wives (1975)

Week 6 Feb. 8-14: Massachusetts - Alice's Restaurant (1969)

Week 7 Feb. 15-21: Maryland - Explorers (1985)

Week 8 Feb. 22-28: South Carolina - D.A.R.Y.L. (1985)

Week 9 Mar. 1-7: New Hampshire - All That Money Can Buy (1941)

Week 10 Mar. 8-14: Virginia - Greased Lightning (1977)

Week 11 Mar. 15-21: New York - Serpico (1973)

Week 12 Mar. 22-28: North Carolina - Hero's Island (1962)

Week 13 Mar. 29-Apr. 4: Rhode Island - The Witches of Eastwick (1985)

Week 14 Apr. 5-11: Vermont - The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Week 15 Apr. 12-18: Kentucky - The Moonshine War (1970)

Week 16 Apr. 19-25: Tennessee - The Evil Dead (1981)

Week 17 Apr. 26-May 2: Ohio - Harper Valley P.T.A. (1978)

Week 18 May 3-9: Louisiana - Southern Comfort (1981)

Week 19 May 10-16: Indiana - Breaking Away (1979)

Week 20 May 17-23: Mississippi - Mississippi Burning (1988)

Week 21 May 24- 30: Illinois - The Untouchables (1987)

Week 22 May 31-Jun 6: Alabama - To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

Week 23 Jun. 7-13: Maine - The Dead Zone (1983)

Week 24 Jun. 14-20: Missouri - The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery (1959)

Week 25 Jun. 21-27: Arkansas - True Grit (1969)

Week 26 Jun. 28-Jul. 4: Washington, D.C. - The Werewolf of Washington (1973)

Week 27 Jul. 5-11: Michigan - The Rosary Murders (1987)

Week 28 Jul. 12-18: Florida - Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)

Week 29 Jul. 19-25: Texas - Cloak and Dagger (1984)

Week 30 Jul. 26-Aug. 1: Iowa - Cold Turkey (1971)

Week 31 Aug. 2-8: Wisconsin - The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

Week 32 Aug. 9-15: California - Car Wash (1976)

Week 33 Aug. 16-22: Minnesota - The Long Riders (1980)

Week 34 Aug. 23-29: Oregon - Short Circuit (1986)

Week 35 Aug. 30-Sep. 5: Kansas - King Kung Fu (1976)

Week 36 Sep. 6-12: West Virginia - Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990)

Week 37 Sep.13-19: Nevada - The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

Week 38 Sep. 20-26: Nebraska - Children of the Corn (1984)

 Week 39 Sep. 27-Oct. 3: Colorado - America 3000 (1986)

Week 40 Oct. 4-10: North Dakota - Leprechaun (1993)

Week 41 Oct. 11-17: South Dakota -  The White Buffalo (1977)

Week 42 Oct. 18-24: Montana - Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County (1998)

Week 43 Oct. 25-31: Washington - Stay Tuned (1992)

Week 44 Nov. 1-7: Idaho - The Being (1983)

Week 45 Nov. 8-14: Wyoming - Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Week 46 Nov. 15-21: Utah - Carnival of Souls (1962)

Week 47 Nov. 22-28: Oklahoma - The Outsiders (1983)

Week 48 Nov. 29-Dec. 5: New Mexico - The Leopard Man (1943)

Week 49 Dec. 6-12: Arizona - Tarantula! (1955)

Week 50 Dec. 12-19: Alaska - Red Snow (1952)

Week 51 Dec. 20-26: Hawaii - Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)

Week 52 Dec. 27-Jan 2: Road Trip: Damnation Alley (1977)


Hope you have an excellent 2026. I'm certainly going to try.


Quiggy

 


 

Friday, December 19, 2025

Christmas with the Nerds

 

 


 

 

A favorite TV show of mine was The Big Bang Theory. The show centered around a group of four friends who, unlike most TV sitcoms, were a cut above the norm, intellectually speaking. The shows main stars were Leonard Hofstadter (Johnny Galecki), a Ph.D. in experimental physics, and his friend/roommate Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), a Ph.D. in theoretical physics. Rounding out the quartet of friends was Raj Koothrappali (Kunal Nayyar), a Ph.D. in astophysics, and the "dumb bunny" of the group,  Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg), who only has a Master's Degree (in aerospace engineering).


 

One of the more admirable aspects of the show, in my opinion, was the casting of those last two. Raj, who is from India, was actually played by a real Indian actor and Howard, who is Jewish, was played by an actor who was from a Jewish background. Too often, especially in early TV, you were expected to believe that a white Anglo Saxon actor was really of some foreign extraction. This made the characters seem more believable. 

In the first couple of seasons it was just these four along with a new neighbor that moved in to the apartment next door, Penny (Kaley Cuoco). Added to this crew in later seasons was a wife for Howard, Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) and a girlfriend for Sheldon, Any (Miyam Bialik). In addition a relationship would develop between Leonard and Penny. Raj, on the other hand was usually the odd man out, as he had even more trouble connecting with members of the opposite sex than the rest of the nerds.

This set up the second episode I will discuss in this piece. 

But the first one I am discussing, called The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, which was actually a second season episode, was actually the first Christmas episode of the series, and one of my favorites. There are three separate story lines here that are connected as can only happen in the sitcom world. The first is: a highly lauded and very very intelligent fellow professor, David Underhill (Michael Trucco), asks Leonard for help in the university lab for an experiment he is conducting. Leonard is overwhelmed by this, experiencing what may be called a "bromance" with David.


 

But the bromance becomes seriously undermined when David meets Leonard's neighbor, Penny, and starts to spend more time with her than he does with Leonard.  The reasons are actually two-fold, because Leonard has had a crush on Penny since the day she first moved into the building and sees David as an interloper. Not to worry, though, because as per Penny's usual success with long term relationships with guys, it turns out that David is actually married.


 

The second part of the episode involves Sheldon, who is distraught to find out that Penny has bought him a Christmas present. Rather than being receptive to the spirit of Christmas, Sheldon has long dismissed Christmas as a church adaptation of a pagan ritual, neither of which he is very receptive. But to complicate matters, he now feels obligated to buy Penny a present. Having no clue what women would even consider a good present, he goes with Howard and Raj to a knockoff Bed, Bath and Beyond store. But even then he has trouble deciding which of the gift baskets to buy, not wanting to be seen as buying something way to cheap by comparison, or way too expensive.


 

So his solution is to buy several baskets, then after opening Penny's present, retrieve the one closest to value to her gift, and then return the others for a refund. But Penny's gift is just a napkin from the Cheesecake Factory where she works... Ah, but there's a twist! The napkin is signed by Leonard Nimoy, who we all know was Spock on Star Trek. Not only that, but Nimoy wiped his mouth on the napkin before signing it, so it contains DNA from Nimoy himself. And Sheldon enthuses he could grow his own Leonard Nimoy from it.  (Note:  I have since seen an article that states you couldn't get reliable usable DNA from spit, but that doesn't detract from the story). Sheldon is overwhelmed and gives Penny ALL the gift baskets, as well as hugs her (and that is impressive in itself, since Sheldon probably only hugs about 3 or 4 people during the entire run of the show...)


 

The second episode covered here was a sixth season episode, titled The Santa Simulation. In the beginning Leonard (who is now in a relationship with Penny), Howard (who is now married to Bernadette) and Sheldon (who is ostensibly in a relationship with Amy) explain to their respective paramours that they are going to be playing a game of Dungeons and Dragons that night and that none of the ladies can come, because it is a guys only affair.


 

In a sort of retaliation, Penny and Bernadette and Amy plan a girls night out, complete with seductive dresses which they flaunt to their guys before they go out.

 


 

Meanwhile, during the D&D  game, a game that Dungeon Master Leonard has designed with an overt Christmas theme, has the boys on a quest to rescue Santa Claus from a bloodthirsty band of ogres. Overly enthusiastic Raj, in character, bursts into a room that is trapped, without checking beforehand for traps... something you should never do in a D&D game... even I know that, Raj... Raj's character dies and he appears to be doomed to be sidelined for the rest of the night.  But the girls come along with their taunting technique. And graciously allow Raj to accompany them on their "girl's night out".


 

Now, the scenes with Raj and the girls in the bar somewhat detract from the better part of the two-fold story line. Raj, as per usual, strikes out, and laments that the one's he is attarcted to always seem to be out of his reach. The girls try to help out getting Raj hooked up but have no more success than he does on his own.

Meanwhile, back in the apartment at the D&D game, the crew discover they have to use a variety of Christmas themed songs, including Sheldon insisting that they sing all four verses of Good King Wenceslas and having to play Jingle Bells on some bells to get a secret door to open. In the room beyond the door they find Santa Claus chained to a wall. But Sheldon throws a monkey wrench into the operation by throwing the key to free Santa into a chasm. He then relates why he hates Santa. It seems one year, when he was a young boy, he had asked Santa to bring his grandfather back, who had just recently died. And, of course, since Santa could not perform that miracle, Sheldon has harbored a resentment against him.


 

The denouement finds Sheldon waking up early Christmas to find Santa in his apartment. And Santa shoots him with a cannon for leaving him to be mauled and eaten by ogres in the D&D game. Then Sheldon wakes up from his nightmare. (Or was the whole episode part of his nightmare...?)


 

Big Bang Theory lasted 12 seasons. How much longer it might have gone on is a matter of conjecture. It wasn't declining in ratings numbers by the end of season 12. The main reason for the end was the fact that it's main star, Jim Parsons as Sheldon, had decided he wanted to move on. The character of Sheldon was an integral part of the series and the producers decided that, rather than recasting the part or developing a new character (both of which would probably have had a negative impact, if past history of television shows is any indication) , they would decide to just end the show. One of the more interesting developments in the final season was that the apartment elevator, which had been out of order since the beginning of the series, was finally repaired. It only took them 16 years. (It had been broken for 4 years by the time the series started...)

Well, Merry Christmas to all.

 

Quiggy 

 


Wednesday, December 10, 2025

A CMBA Honor

 

 


 

 

The Classic Movie Blog Association recently honored me with an admission to that elite club of bloggers. Here, a few months later, I was privileged to be highlighted in the blog (sort of a long introduction to my blog and blogging tastes and habits, as you will see...)

Most of what follows is my answers to questions that were posed. But the questions themselves are definitely the property of CMBA. The answers are my own, however. So, since I'm not sure about copyright issues, I firstly want to credit the text of this post to the CMBA.  The original post, should you want to see it, is here.

 

** Meet new CMBA member James Brymer, also known as Quiggy, the man behind the blog The Midnite Drive-In. Quiggy took the time to share more about himself and his passion for movies through the following Q&A.

 

 
Tell us a bit more about your site, The Midnite Drive-In, and what led you to start blogging. 
 
I have always had a love of movies. Years ago (2009) I started a general interest blog which was basically just random thoughts on any subject that came to mind. During the run of that blog, I had a weekly piece I titled "Quiggy's Saturday Night at the Movies." I gradually lost interest in keeping the blog going, however, and so the weekly movie session went with it.
 
Sometime in 2015, I no longer remember how I found it, I came across my first "blogathon." It was "The Universal Pictures Blogathon," hosted by Silver Scenes, and on impulse I joined it. I created The Midnite Drive-In, then, as an outlet so I could join a blogathon. The drive-in movie theater had always had an attraction to me, as well as a writer, Joe Bob Briggs, who had written a drive-in movie review column for a newspaper I delivered in my younger days.
 
Of course, because I was an avid blogathon addict I would review other genres of movies, but my main theme was the type of movies that usually found their following at drive-in movie theaters. The Midnite Drive-In serves one main purpose: To direct people to a style of film that might not be on the average person's mind and thus give the reader a chance to experience a whole new world of film-making (I hope).  

Besides horror and sci-fi, what are some of your other favorite film genres?
 
One of the genres that crop up often on The Midnite Drive-In is film noir. Interestingly enough, I never even really knew that the film noir genre existed until I saw Steve Martin's homage/parody to film noir, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. But as a result of seeing that movie, I actively began to seek out the films from which he used clips during the story. That gravitated me towards seeking out other movies in the same vein.
 
Additionally, I am a huge John Wayne fan. Mostly for his westerns, of course, but there are a couple of his non-westerns that figure prominently among my favorites. North to Alaska and Sands of Iwo Jima are two of his better films in the latter category.
 
A third category that frequently makes my movie night list is comedies. And the comedies can be from any era. My early adulthood stretches from 1980, so the early 80's comedies are among the top movies, but I also appreciate such classics as Arsenic and Old Lace and Duck Soup.

You write about both film and television at your site. What are your five favorite classic era series?
 
Oh, great! You want me to narrow down my favorite TV series to just five?
 
Well, to top the list I would have to include The Twilight Zone. I was either not even born yet or only a baby during the years of its initial run, but growing up in the 70's it was usually on in reruns and whenever it was I would try to watch it. The ironic twists at the end of the episodes always appealed to me and irony has influenced a lot of both my movie watching and reading ever since.
 
Growing up in the 70's my favorite (then current) TV shows were detective and crime shows. So naturally Columbo would be on that list. Columbo appealed to me not only because of the twist of having the audience know who the criminal was at the very outset, but watching the phenomenal Peter Falk as the title character in action.
 
At an early age I developed an interest in the phenomenon of UFOs, aliens, cryptozoological oddities like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster and other such paranormal things, so another of my favorite shows was In Search Of, which investigated, weekly, such things that the average public dismissed as the fantasies of a fringe society. Being a member of said fringe society was an honor, not an embarrassment, for me.
 
I loved the campiness of the original Adam West Burt Ward Batman. Some of that show was so over the top it was ridiculous, but I think many of those guest star villains enjoyed the chance to play it up for laughs. Besides Caesar Romero's Joker, Burgess Meredith's Penguin, Frank Gorshin's Riddler and Julie Newmar's Catwoman (the Fearsome Foursome), my favorite villain was Vincent Price as Egghead. Price had such a feel for the comedic side of horror movies in his movie career and that translated well into the camp Batman series.
 
To round out this list, I am going to do a cheat. Many of the 70's TV shows I liked when I was a kid ended up only lasting only one, or sometimes two, seasons. Planet of the Apes and the original Battlestar:Galactica both had short runs. Also Project:UFO, which ran on the heels of the release of the files from the Project Blue Book government investigation of UFO sightings appealed to me.    

Why should people care about old films today?
 
Without a background as to how we got here, we can't really understand the present as well, in my opinion. This is the history major in me talking. You can't appreciate such movies as 28 Days Later without delving into its origins with Night of the Living Dead, or even before that with the way zombies had been presented in such classics as White Zombie. That's why often in my blog I point out some of the history leading up to the film I am reviewing.

Which three classic era films that you love do you think more people need to watch?
 
To get to the essence of the whole drive-in experience you would have to watch a film in each of what I refer to as the essential drive-in movie themes: beasts, bikes and babes.
 
As far as "beasts," you could go any number of directions, but one of my fondest memories of childhood was when my father took the family to the drive-in to see Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger. Although Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion creatures may seem quaint to the modern CGI-influenced viewer, the movie still holds up.
 
For the "bikes" category, it might seem a foregone conclusion to pick Easy Rider, but may I suggest a predecessor to that classic, The Wild Angels? This one also features Peter Fonda, as the leader of a motorcycle gang on the hunt for who stole fellow biker Bruce Dern's motorcycle, with all the mayhem that situation implies.
 
"Babes" could imply one of two different types of films when it comes to drive-in movies. One is of a theme that, in retrospect, is not entirely PC: movies that objectify women. But there is another category that is still appealing today, one in which the female lead is a kick butt fighter. Pam Grier made her early career playing such characters and Coffy is one of the best.

What is something that most people don’t know about you that you would like to share?
 
I have a sentimental side that I try to hide from the general public. I often say I don't cry at movies, but that's because I typically avoid movies that might have the potential to make the dam burst behind my eyes. Yes, I did cry at the end of Old Yeller.



 

Friday, November 28, 2025

Announcing the Film, Release. Repeat Blogathon

 

 



Hollywood has, for most of it's history, had a mindset of "why mess with a good formula?" Of course, that means that you get such things as, currently, 11 (count 'em... 11) sequels to the original 1984 film Children of the Corn.  Additionally, sometimes the studios in Tinseltown think they can improve on the formula by remaking a classic film. Sometimes those sequels and remakes hit a positive nerve and sometimes the public and the critics both howl with indignation and consternation at the chutzpah that the studios had to making such endeavors.

In terms of remakes, the standout successes with such endeavors such as the Humphrey Bogart version of The Maltese Falcon (which was actually the third attempt at the story, as there had been two previous film adaptations, in case you didn't know...) are paralleled to the Gus van Zant debacle of a remake, Psycho, the horrendous "tribute" to Alfred Hitchcock's original film, Psycho. Additionally, when Hollywood tries to capitalize on box office bonanzas by making sequels to great movies, the results can be equally varied. Many people consider Aliens, the second film in the Alien franchise to be one of the greatest sequels of all time. On the other hand, many fans refer to the Highlander sequel, Highlander III: The Final Dimension  as "Highlander: The Apology", because Highlander II: The Quickening is considered to be such a phenomenal dud.  

The essence of this blogathon is to address some of those classic and not-so-classic films that came out in the aftermath of beloved films. You can have your choice in your selection of the movie(s) you choose to review here. You can pick a remake or a sequel that improves on the original in some way, or you can choose to discuss a remake or a sequel that should never have been green-lighted in the first place. You are not limited to just the immediate sequel or remake in this. For example, one of the movies I am choosing for my part in the blogathon is Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. The Star Trek franchise had four previous major motion picture releases prior to that, to varying quality in story and production.

Additionally, if you think a film got short shrift in it's reception, feel free to defend it with all your might. Maybe you think the van Zant Psycho was a better movie, who knows...? 

My co-host for this endeavor, Rachel at Hamlette's Soliloquy and I have a few guidelines to help you make your decision. 

1. Choose your movie(s) and notify either her or me of your choice. There are enough sequels and remakes out there to go around, so we are only going to allow only one person per movie. But the parameters are open to possibilities.  One person could choose to cover, say, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, while another could do Police Academy 2: The First Assignment, while still another could write an overview of the entire Police Academy franchise. The only real requirement here is that your entry focus more on the remake or the sequel, and not the original film. Try to limit yourself to two entries each for the blogathon,  so as to give others a chance at some beloved (or not-so-beloved) follow up attempts at greatness. 

2. Grab one of the banners that Rachel has made for this blogathon and promote the event. 

3. After you post the review, let one of us know of it's URL so we can link it in our wrap up post during the event.

4. Most importantly, have fun.

 


 









The Roster: (so far)

 Hamlette's Soliloquy: You've Got Mail (1998) {remake}
 The Midnite Drive-In: The Thing  (1982): {remake}
                                        Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) {sequel} 
NitrateGlow: You Can't Run Away from It (1956)  {remake} 
Cinematic Scribblings: Carmen's Innocent Love (1952) {sequel}
Angelman's Place: A Star is Born (1976) {remake} 
Classic Movie and TV Corner: An Affair to Remember (1957)  {remake} 
Realweegiemidget Reviews: Beyond the Poseidon Adventure  (1979) {sequel} 
Crítica Retrô: Gidget Goes Hawaiian (1961) {sequel}
Movies Meet Their Match: Top 10 sequels 
The Wonderful World of Cinema: Cape Fear (1991) {remake}
Hoofers and Honeys: comparison of The Mummy (1999) {remake} to the original. 
18 Cinema Lane: Lovey: A Circle of Children: Part II {sequel}
Silver Screenings: Blondie (1938) and Blondie Meets the Boss (1939) {sequel}